Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 25th January 1992

Dilbert//1015, first published 34 years ago on Saturday 25th January 1992

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Official transcript

Dilbert's clothes are disheveled and he has lipstick marks all over his head. Dogbert asks, "What happened to you?"

Dilbert replies, "Kitty Kelly was here to write your biography. She was all over me. I think she took my watch."

Dogbert says, "I never trust anybody named 'Kitty.'"

Dilbert says as he walks away, "I think I love her."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?

KITTY KELLY WAS HERE TO WRITE YOUR BIOGRAPHY. SHE WAS ALL OVER ME. I THINK SHE TOOK MY WATCH.

I THINK I LOVE HER.

I NEVER TRUST ANYBODY NAMED "KITTY."

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Kitty's the One"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around Dilbert, who is writing his biography. He reflects on his past relationships and realizes that his love for Kitty Kelly was genuine. Despite her departure, Dilbert acknowledges that he never truly trusted anyone named "Kitty." The strip humorously explores Dilbert's thoughts on love, trust, and his complicated feelings for Kitty Kelly.

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