Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 26th January 1992

Dilbert//1016, first published 34 years ago on Sunday 26th January 1992

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dogbert dilbert dilemma single favor women relationships

Official transcript

Dilbert sits at his desk. Dogbert says, "I have a solution for your dating dilemma."

Dogbert continues, "At your age there are more single men than single women."

Dogbert continues, "Worse yet, all of the single women are dating married men or serial killers."

Dogbert continues, "But the statistics eventually favor men."

Dilbert asks, "Really? How?"

Dogbert replies, "At age 80 there are THREE TIMES as many available women as men because men die younger."

Dilbert asks, "Are you saying I should wait until I'm old . . . And date 80-year-old women?"

Dogbert says, "No. I wouldn't wait . . ."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HAVE A SOLUTION FOR YOUR DATING DILEMMA AT YOUR AGE THERE ARE MORE SINGLE MEN THAN SINGLE WOMEN WORSE YET, ALL OF THE SINGLE WOMEN ARE DATING MARRIED MEN OR SERIAL KILLERS.

BUT THE STATISTICS EVENTUALLY FAVOR MEN.

REALLY ?

HOW?

AT AGE 80 THERE ARE THREE TIMES AS MANY AVAILABLE WOMEN AS MEN BECAUSE MEN DIE YOUNGER.

ARE YOU SAYING I SHOULD WAIT UNTIL I'M OLD...

AND DATE 80-YEAR-OLD WOMEN?

NO. I WOULDN'T WAIT...

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Dating Dilemma"

Summary:

This Dilbert comic strip, originally published in 1992, humorously explores the challenges of dating and relationships. The strip follows a conversation between Dilbert and his boss, who offers to help him with his dating dilemmas.

Key Points:

• The boss presents a solution: waiting until age 80 to date 80-year-old women.
• The boss explains that at age 80, there are three times as many available women as men due to men dying younger.
• The boss also notes that all single women are dating married men or serial killers, making it a less appealing option.
• The conversation ends with Dilbert's decision to wait until age 80 to date 80-year-old women, despite the boss's warning that statistics eventually favor men.

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