Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 21st February 1992

Dilbert//1042, first published 34 years ago on Friday 21st February 1992

Tags

boy trouble parents bench dogbert society mischievous murder spree

Official transcript

Dogbert and a boy sit on a park bench. The little boy says, "Boy, I'm really in trouble with my parents . . ."

Dogbert says, "That's okay, Brett. Our society finds it humorous when young boys are mischievous."

Brett replies, "I went on a three-week murder spree."

Dogbert laughs nervously."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

BOY, I'M REALLY IN TROUBLE WITH MY PARENTS...

THAT'S OKAY, BRETT.

OUR SOCIETY FINDS IT HUMOROUS WHEN YOUNG BOYS ARE MISCHIEVOUS.

I WENT ON A THREE - WEEK MURDER SPREE.

HEE HEE HEE

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Murder Sprees"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a white dog, and a boy sitting on a bench. The boy shares his experience of going on a three-week murder spree, which is met with indifference from Dilbert. The boy's statement is followed by a humorous remark from Dilbert, who finds the situation amusing due to the involvement of young boys. The comic strip concludes with Dilbert laughing and the boy responding with "Hee hee hee."

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