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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 22nd February 1992

Dilbert//1043, first published 34 years ago on Saturday 22nd February 1992


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dilbert brett hydrogen bomb kill people cool suggestion


Official transcript

Dogbert and Brett walk toward each other on the sidewalk. Dogbert says to the little boy, "Hi, Brett. What do you have there?"

Brett, who is pulling a wagon with a bomb on it, replies, "Hydrogen bomb!!"

Dogbert says, "Be careful. You could kill people with that thing."

Brett says, "Really? Cool!"

Brett pushes the bomb and says, "That's a great suggestion!"

Dogbert walks away saying, "I've done better . . ."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

HI, BRETT.

WHAT DO YOU HAVE THERE ?

HYDROGEN BOMB !!

BE CAREFUL.

YOU COULD KILL PEOPLE WITH THAT THING.

REALLY?

COOL!

THAT'S A GREAT SUGGESTION!

I'VE DONE BETTER

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Hydrogen Bomb"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between Dilbert and his coworker Brett. The conversation begins with Dilbert asking Brett what he has, to which Brett responds with a hydrogen bomb. Dilbert expresses concern about the potential consequences of such an item being in the office, to which Brett replies that he has done better.

Key Points:

  • Dilbert is concerned about the presence of a hydrogen bomb in the office.
  • Brett is unbothered by the situation and claims to have done better.
  • The comic strip highlights the absurdity of the situation and the lack of concern shown by Brett.

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