Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 27th February 1992

Dilbert//1048, first published 34 years ago on Thursday 27th February 1992

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dilbert dogbert vice president inept simple-minded comparison job

Official transcript

Ratbert and Dogbert walk outdoors. Dogbert says, "Ratbert, I'm looking for a Vice President for my ticket."

Dogbert continues, "I need somebody who is so inept and simple-minded that I always look good in comparison."

Ratbert says, "I don't understand."

Dogbert says, "Okay, okay, you've got the job."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

RATBERT, I'M LOOKING FOR A VICE PRESIDENT FOR MY TICKET.

I NEED SOMEBODY WHO IS SO INEPT AND SIMPLEMINDED THAT I ALWAYS LOOK GOOD IN COMPARISON.

2-47 I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

OKAY, OKAY, YOU'VE GOT THE JOB.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Ratbert's Job Interview"

Summary:

• Ratbert, a rat, is searching for a vice president position.
• He encounters a dog, who is also looking for a job.
• Ratbert is impressed by the dog's confidence and lack of understanding, deciding that he is the perfect candidate for the role.
• The dog is unaware of the job requirements and simply wants to get hired.
• Ratbert is pleased with the dog's ignorance and hires him on the spot.
• The comic strip humorously portrays the absurdity of the job search process and the importance of confidence in getting hired.

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