Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 28th February 1992

Dilbert//1049, first published 34 years ago on Friday 28th February 1992

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garbage man election campaign strategist win promise sell foreigners profits parks

Official transcript

The garbage man says to Dogbert, "Sure, Dogbert, I'll be your election campaign strategist."

The garbage man sits at a table with Dogbert and Ratbert. The garbage man says, "You can win if you promise to sell our national parks to foreigners and share the profits."

Dogbert replies, "I couldn't do that."

The garbage man asks, "You couldn't sell the parks?"

Dogbert replies, "I couldn't share the profits."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

SURE, DOGBERT, I'LL BE YOUR ELECTION CAMPAIGN STRATEGIST.

YOU CAN WIN IF YOU PROMISE TO SELL OUR NATIONAL PARKS TO FOREIGNERS AND SHARE THE PROFITS.

I COULDN'T DO THAT.

YOU COULDN'T SELL THE PARKS?

I COULDN'T SHARE THE PROFITS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "National Parks for Sale"

Summary:

The comic strip features a man, Dogbert, who is running for election as the "Election Campaign Strategist." He promises to sell the national parks to foreigners and share the profits. However, he is unable to fulfill this promise, as he cannot sell the parks. The comic strip humorously highlights the absurdity of Dogbert's campaign promises and the challenges of implementing them.

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