Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 11th March 1992

Dilbert//1061, first published 34 years ago on Wednesday 11th March 1992

Tags

dogbert sues dilbert petimoney amicably lawyers advised ugly

Official transcript

Dilbert, Dogbert and a lawyer sit at a conference table. Dilbert asks, "Can't we handle this amicably, without lawyers?"

The attorney whispers in Dogbert's ear. Dogbert says to Dilbert, "I've been advised that you're ugly."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT SUES DILBERT FOR PETIMONY CAN'T WE HANDLE THIS AMICABLY, WITHOUT LAWYERS?

I'VE BEEN ADVISED THAT YOU'RE UGLY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Dogbert Sues Dilbert for Petimony"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a courtroom scene where Dogbert, a cynical and manipulative character, is suing his boss Dilbert for "petimony" (a play on the word "paternity"). The conversation between Dogbert and the judge reveals that Dogbert has been advised to be ugly, implying that he is seeking compensation for his perceived lack of attractiveness.

Key Points:

• Dogbert sues Dilbert for "petimony"
• Dogbert claims he has been advised to be ugly
• The judge inquires about the handling of the case without lawyers
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of seeking compensation for perceived flaws or shortcomings.

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