Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 12th March 1992
Dilbert//1062, first published 34 years ago on Thursday 12th March 1992
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dogbert dilbert sues ratbert wtiness alone drinking root beer underwear sickness
Official transcript
Dogbert's lawyer says, "I call Ratbert as my first witness."
Ratbert sits on the witness stand. The attorney asks, "Is it true that Dilbert is a secret cat lover who often betrayed the trust of his faithful dog?"
Ratbert replies, "It's true."
Ratbert continues, "I often found him alone drinking root beer and reading 'Cat Fancy' magazine in his underwear . . . It's a sickness."
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
DOGBERT SUES DILBERT FOR PETIMONY.
I CALL RATBERT AS MY FIRST WITNESS.
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IS IT TRUE THAT DILBERT 15 A SECRET CAT LOVER WHO OFTEN BETRAYED THE TRUST OF HIS FAITHFUL DOG?
IT'S TRUE.
I OFTEN FOUND MIM ALONE DRINKING ROOT BEER AND READING "CAT FANCY" MAGAZINE IN HIS UNDERWEAR... IT'S A SICKNESS.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Comic Strip Title: "Dilbert Sues Dilbert for Petimony"
Summary:
- The comic strip follows the story of Dilbert, a cartoon character, as he sues his dog, also named Dilbert, for petimony.
- The trial is a humorous take on the typical courtroom drama, with the dog's lawyer questioning the plaintiff about his relationship with his dog.
- The dog's lawyer asks if Dilbert is a secret cat lover who often betrayed the trust of his faithful dog, and Dilbert responds that it's true.
- The lawyer then reveals that Dilbert has been found drinking root beer and reading "Cat Fancy" magazine in his underwear, leading to the conclusion that it's a sickness.
- The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of a dog suing a dog for petimony, highlighting the absurdity of the situation.
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