Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 25th March 1992

Dilbert//1075, first published 34 years ago on Wednesday 25th March 1992

Tags

dilbert mishap hair grown formula strong urge sunglasses porsche

Official transcript

Dilbert lies on a couch in a therapist's office. Dilbert says as the psychiatrist listens and takes notes, "Things have been strange since the mishap with my hair growth formula."

Dilbert continues, "I have a strong urge to buy sunglasses and drive a Porsche . . ."

Dilbert continues, "And I worry that people won't take me seriously."

The psychologist has drawn a picture of Dilbert on her notepad.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THINGS HAVE BEEN STRANGE SINCE THE MISHAP WITH MY HAIR GROWTH FORMULA.

I HAVE A STRONG URGE TO BUY SUNGLASSES AND DRIVE A PORSCHE...

AND I WORRY THAT PEOPLE WON'T TAKE ME SERIOUSLY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Hair Growth Formula"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 1992, features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive appearance, sitting in a chair. He is engaged in a conversation with a woman, who is holding a document titled "HAIR." The dialogue between them reveals Dilbert's concerns about his hair growth and his desire to purchase sunglasses and a Porsche.

Key Points:

• Dilbert is worried about his hair growth, which he believes has been affected by his hair growth formula.
• He is considering purchasing sunglasses and a Porsche, despite his financial concerns.
• The woman is holding a document titled "HAIR," which may be related to Dilbert's hair growth issues.
• The comic strip is a humorous take on the challenges of aging and the importance of self-care.

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