Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 26th March 1992

Dilbert//1076, first published 34 years ago on Thursday 26th March 1992

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dilbert depressed dogbert bigfoot shoot hair growth formula

Official transcript

Dilbert sits in his chair and Dogbert sits on the hassock. Dilbert says, "I've been so depressed since the fiasco with the hair growth formula."

Dilbert continues, "I hope nobody thinks I'm Bigfoot and tries to shoot me."

Dilbert continues, "You know, 'hair today, gun tomorrow.' Heh-heh-heh."

Dogbert replies, "I'm thinking about shooting you myself."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'VE BEEN SO DEPRESSED SINCE THE FIASCO WITH THE HAIR GROWTH FORMULA.

I HOPE NOBODY THINKS I'M BIGFOOT AND TRIES TO SHOOT ME.

YOU KNOW, "HAIR TODAY, GUN TOMORROW." HEH - - .

I'M THINKING ABOUT SHOOTING YOU MYSELF.

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive appearance, sitting in a green chair. He is wearing a white shirt, black pants, and a red tie, and has a large, bushy mustache and hair on his head that resembles a Bigfoot.

• Dilbert is depressed due to the fiasco with the hair growth formula.
• He hopes that nobody thinks he's Bigfoot and tries to shoot him.
• He mentions that he knows "hair today, gun tomorrow" and is thinking about shooting himself.

The comic strip is humorous and lighthearted, poking fun at the idea of a person with a wild hairdo being mistaken for a mythical creature like Bigfoot. The use of wordplay and absurdity adds to the comedic effect, making it an entertaining read for fans of the Dilbert comic strip.

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