Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 27th March 1992

Dilbert//1077, first published 34 years ago on Friday 27th March 1992

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dogbert dilbert find reverse roseanne arnold string bikini effects hair formula

Official transcript

Dilbert says to Dogbert, "I've got to find a way to reverse the effects of the hair growth formula."

Dogbert says, "Imagine Roseanne Arnold in a string bikini."

All of Dilbert's hair falls to the ground and he says, "Thanks."

Dogbert replies, "No sweat."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'VE GOT TO FIND A WAY TO REVERSE THE EFFECTS OF THE HAIR GROWTH FORMULA.

IMAGINE ROSEANNE ARNOLD IN A STRING BIKINI.

THANKS.

NO SWEAT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Hair Growth Formula"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a white dog, and his boss, a man with a distinctive hairstyle. The boss is seeking a way to reverse the effects of a hair growth formula, which has resulted in an unusual hair growth pattern.

Panel 1:

• The boss approaches Dilbert and asks for his help in finding a solution to reverse the effects of the hair growth formula.
• Dilbert is puzzled by the request and asks for clarification.

Panel 2:

• The boss explains that he wants to find a way to reverse the effects of the hair growth formula, which has caused his hair to grow in an unusual pattern.
• Dilbert suggests that the boss imagine Roseanne Arnold in a string bikini, but the boss is unimpressed.

Panel 3:

• The boss thanks Dilbert for his suggestion but is still unsure about how to proceed.
• Dilbert responds with a simple "no sweat," implying that he is not concerned about the boss's problem.

Overall:

The comic strip is a humorous take on the challenges of finding a solution to a seemingly impossible problem. The use of Roseanne Arnold in a string bikini as a suggestion is an unexpected and amusing twist, adding to the comedic effect of the strip.

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