Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 13th April 1992

Dilbert//1094, first published 34 years ago on Monday 13th April 1992

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dogbert dilbert legs disease carrying vermin launch hug concept

Official transcript

Dilbert sits in his chair reading and Dogbert sits on Dilbert's legs reading. Ratbert asks, "Why does Dogbert always get to sit on your legs and I never do?"

Dilbert replies, "Because Dogbert is my best friend and you're just a disease-carrying vermin."

Ratbert thinks, "Maybe this isn't the time to launch my 'family hug time' concept."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHY DOES DOGBERT ALWAYS GET TO SIT ON YOUR LEGS AND I NEVER DO?

BECAUSE DOGBERT IS MY BEST FRIEND AND YOU'RE JUST A DISEASE- CARRYING VERMIN.

MAYBE THIS ISN'T THE TIME TO LAUNCH MY "FAMILY HUG TIME" CONCEPT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

The comic strip is titled "Family Hug Time."

Summary: The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled office worker, sitting in a chair with his dog, Dogbert, on his lap. Dogbert asks why Dilbert always gets to sit on his legs and never does, prompting Dilbert to respond that he is Dogbert's best friend and a disease-carrying vermin. The conversation takes an unexpected turn when Dogbert suggests launching a "Family Hug Time" concept, which Dilbert dismisses as a bad idea. The strip humorously explores the relationship between Dilbert and Dogbert, highlighting their unique dynamic and the absurdity of their conversation.

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