Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 21st May 1992

Dilbert//1132, first published 34 years ago on Thursday 21st May 1992

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dilbert dave haircut learning saving money counting divorce therapy

Official transcript

Dilbert asks a man, "What happened to your head, Dave?"

Dave replies, "I'm cutting my own hair now."

Dave's hair is unevenly cut and shaved in places. Dave continues, "I'm not too far along the old learning curve, but at least I'm saving money."

Dilbert asks, "How much did you save?"

Dave replies, "Not counting the divorce and therapy?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HEAD, DAVE?

I'M CUTTING MY OWN HAIR NOW.

I'M NOT TOO FAR ALONG THE OLD LEARNING CURVE, BUT AT LEAST I'M SAVING MONEY.

HOW MUCH DID YOU SAVE?

NOT COUNTING THE DIVORCE AND THERAPY?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The Divorce and Therapy Conundrum"

Summary:

The comic strip follows a conversation between Dilbert and his coworker, Dave. The conversation begins with Dave inquiring about the cause of Dilbert's recent haircut, to which Dilbert responds that he is cutting his own hair. Dave then expresses his surprise at Dilbert's decision, given that he is not too far along the old learning curve but is saving money.

Dilbert asks Dave how much he saved, and Dave reveals that he did not count the divorce and therapy. The conversation concludes with Dilbert inquiring about the cost of the divorce and therapy, leaving the reader wondering about the outcome.

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