Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 22nd May 1992

Dilbert//1133, first published 34 years ago on Friday 22nd May 1992

Tags

the boss dave haircut management fast-track program hair

Official transcript

Dave sits at his desk. The Boss enters and says, "Dave, I hear that you've started cutting your own hair . . ."

The Boss continues, "I'm afraid I'll have to drop you from the management fast-track program."

The Boss walks away thinking, "Lucky we caught that one before he got too far."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DAVE, I HEAR THAT YOU'VE STARTED CUTTING YOUR OWN HAIR...

I'M AFRAID I'LL HAVE TO DROP YOU FROM THE MANAGEMENT FAST-TRACK PROGRAM.

LUCKY WE CAUGHT THAT ONE BEFORE HE GOT TOO FAR.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Lucky We Caught That One Before He Got Too Far"

Summary:

• The comic strip depicts a conversation between an employee and his manager, where the employee reveals that he has started cutting his own hair.
• The manager expresses concern and warns the employee to drop out of the management fast-track program, as he is not ready for it.
• The employee responds with a sarcastic comment, implying that he is already too far gone and will continue to pursue his goals despite the manager's concerns.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of employees trying to advance their careers too quickly and the challenges of managing them.

generated by llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct

Accompanying textual content, such as title, tags and transcripts, is shown here if we have it. Not every comic has all of these, and they seem to be a bit hit and miss even on the official website.