Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 13th June 1992

Dilbert//1155, first published 34 years ago on Saturday 13th June 1992

Tags

dogbert weather report cnn weatherman tummy jane ted messages

Official transcript

Dogbert sits on the hassock watching television. A weather reporter concludes, ". . . And that's the CNN weather report."

Ted Turner appears wearing a tank top. He says, "Hey! Don't just sit there watching tv all day! Give me thirty tummy crunches!"

Dogbert begins doing stomach crunches. Dogbert thinks, "It's been nothing but mixed messages since Ted married Jane."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

... AND THAT'S THE CNN WEATHER REPORT.

HEY! DON'T JUST SIT THERE WATCHING TV ALL DAY! GIVE ME THIRTY TUMMY CRUNCHES!

ONE TWO...

IT'S BEEN NOTHING BUT MIXED MESSAGES SINCE TED MARRIED JANE

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Mixed Messages"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled character, sitting in front of a TV. The scene unfolds as follows:

• The weather report on TV announces that it's been nothing but mixed messages since Ted married Jane.
• Dilbert responds by saying, "Hey, don't just sit there watching TV all day. Give me thirty tummy crunches!"
• The TV screen displays a stick figure performing tummy crunches, with the caption "One, two..." written below.

The comic strip humorously highlights the absurdity of receiving mixed messages and the unexpected response from Dilbert.

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