Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 14th June 1992

Dilbert//1156, first published 34 years ago on Sunday 14th June 1992

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dogbert confess sinned chocolate chip cookies mistake scarfed bag comic strips dancing community

Official transcript

A small building is marked, "Dogbert's Confess-O-Rama."

One door is labeled, "Employees Only"

and the other is labeled, "Sinners."

Dogbert sits on one side of a confessional and a man sits on the other. The man says, "Dogbert, I have sinned."

The man continues, "I was going to make chocolate chip cookies . . ."

The man continues, "But I made the mistake of tasting a chocolate chip right from the bag."

The man continues, "Before I knew it, I had scarfed the entire bag of chips!"

Dogbert says, "For penance you must make a little dunce hat from old "Cathy"

comic strips . . ."

Dogbert continues, "Then wear the little hat while dancing naked on your lawn with the sprinklers on."

The man says, "Thank you, Dogbert."

Dogbert turns to the reader and says, "It's so rewarding to be able to give something back to the community."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT'S CONFESS-O-RAMA EMPLOYEES ONLY SINNERS DOGBERT, I HAVE SINNED.

I WAS GOING TO MAKE CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES...

BUT I MADE THE MISTAKE OF TASTING A CHOCOLATE CHIP RIGHT FROM THE BAG.

BEFORE I KNEW IT, I HAD SCARFED THE ENTIRE BAG OF CHIPS!

FOR PENANCE YOU MUST MAKE A LITTLE DUNCE HAT FROM OLD "CATHY" COMIC STRIPS.

THEN WEAR THE LITTLE HAT WHILE DANCING NAKED ON YOUR LAWN WITH THE SPRINKLERS ON.

THANK YOU, DOGBERT.

IT'S SO REWARDING TO BE ABLE TO GIVE SOMETHING BACK TO THE COMMUNITY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Dogbert's Confess-o-Rama"

Summary:

The comic strip follows the story of Dogbert, a character from the popular comic strip "Dilbert," as he opens a confession booth where people can come and confess their sins. The strip features a series of panels that showcase various individuals confessing their misdeeds, including:

• A man who has sinned by eating a chocolate chip cookie
• A man who has made a hat from old "Cathy" comic strips
• A man who has worn a little hat while dancing naked on his lawn with sprinklers on

Throughout the strip, Dogbert offers words of wisdom and advice to those who confess their sins, encouraging them to make amends and start anew. The strip is a humorous take on the concept of confession and redemption, and features the signature wit and satire of the "Dilbert" comic strip.

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