Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 21st July 1992

Dilbert//1193, first published 34 years ago on Tuesday 21st July 1992

Tags

computer squirrels dilbert dogbert script life super model predict future nut mines evil kidnapped

Official transcript

Dilbert hands a book to Dogbert and says, "Here's the full script of the rest of your life. My supercomputer model predicted it."

Dogbert reads the script and says, "Well, according to this I'll be kidnapped by evil squirrels and forced to work in their nut mines."

Dilbert says, "They get me too."

Dogbert says, "I didn't know that evil squirrels had nut mines."

Dilbert replies, "It's probably too late to do anything about it."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HERE'S THE FULL SCRIPT OF THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. MY SUPERCOMPUTER MODEL PREDICTED IT.

WELL, ACCORDING TO THIS I'LL BE KIDNAPPED BY EVIL SQUIRRELS AND FORCED TO WORK IN THEIR NUT MINES.

THEY GET ME TOO.

I DIDN'T KNOW THAT EVIL SQUIRRELS HAD NUT MINES.

IT'S PROBABLY TOO LATE TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Evil Squirrels"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a receding hairline, sitting at his desk in an office. He is accompanied by Dogbert, a white dog with a black nose and ears, who is also wearing glasses.

Panel 1:

• Dilbert: "Here's the full script of the rest of your life. My supercomputer model predicted it."
• Dogbert: "Well, according to this I'll be kidnapped by evil squirrels and forced to work in their nut mines."

Panel 2:

• Dilbert: "They get me too."
• Dogbert: "I didn't know that evil squirrels had nut mines."

Panel 3:

• Dilbert: "It's probably too late to do anything about it."

Overall:

The comic strip humorously depicts a scenario where a dog and a man are both kidnapped by evil squirrels and forced to work in their nut mines, highlighting the absurdity of the situation.

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