Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 22nd July 1992

Dilbert//1194, first published 34 years ago on Wednesday 22nd July 1992

Tags

dilbert future internet & world wide web math news news reporter supercomputer nut mines conquer

Official transcript

A newsreporter wearing a trenchcoat says into a microphone, "This man used his supercomputer to predict the future of the world."

The reporter holds the microphone out and Dilbert says, "Within five years, evil squirrels will conquer the world and make us all slaves in their nut mines."

The reporter says, "The squirrels should love this guy."

Dilbert adds, "It's based on actual math."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THIS MAN USED HIS SUPERCOMPUTER TO PREDICT THE FUTURE OF THE WORLD.

WITHIN FIVE YEARS, EVIL SQUIRRELS WILL CONQUER THE WORLD AND MAKE US ALL SLAVES IN THEIR NUT MINES.

THE SQUIRRELS SHOULD LOVE THIS GUY.

IT'S BASED ON ACTUAL MATH.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Squirrels' Plan"

Summary:

• A man uses his supercomputer to predict the future of the world.
• Within five years, evil squirrels will conquer the world and enslave humans in their nut mines.
• The man is ecstatic about this prediction, as it's based on actual math.
• The squirrels are the ones who should love this guy, implying that the man's enthusiasm is misguided.

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