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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 27th July 1992

Dilbert//1199, first published 34 years ago on Monday 27th July 1992


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questions dilbert dogbert newsletter clueless people technical marvel desktop publishing immense wisdom


Official transcript

Dogbert sits at a desk typing. Dilbert looks over Dogbert's shoulder and asks, "What's this?"

Dogbert replies, "I'm starting my own newsletter for clueless people."

Dogbert continues, "Thanks to the technical marvel of desktop publishing, clueless people will now have the benefit of my immense wisdom."

Dilbert asks, "How do you know who the clueless people are?"

Dogbert replies, "They ask a lot of questions."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WHAT'S THIS ?

I'M STARTING MY OWN NEWSLETTER FOR CLUELESS PEOPLE.

THANKS TO THE TECHNICAL MARVEL OF DESKTOP PUBLISHING, CLUELESS PEOPLE WILL NOW HAVE THE BENEFIT OF MY IMMENSE WISDOM.

HOW DO YOU KNOW WHO THE CLUELESS PEOPLE ARE?

THEY ASK A LOT OF QUESTIONS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Clueless People"

Summary:

  • The comic strip begins with Dilbert, the main character, announcing his plan to create a newsletter for "clueless people."
  • He expresses his gratitude to the technical marvel of desktop publishing, which will enable him to share his wisdom with others.
  • However, he is met with skepticism by his dog, Dogbert, who asks how he knows who the clueless people are.
  • Dilbert responds that they ask a lot of questions, implying that clueless people are those who lack knowledge or understanding.
  • The comic strip ends with Dilbert's determination to share his wisdom with those who need it most.

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