Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 28th July 1992

Dilbert//1200, first published 34 years ago on Tuesday 28th July 1992

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exercise happiness dogbert bob newsletter clueless professional wrestling home device looks brains healthy read

Official transcript

Dogbert hands Bob the Dinosaur a publication and says, "Bob, here's a copy of my new newsletter for clueless people."

Bob reads, "Dogbert's Clues for the Clueless: 1. Professional wrestling is all faked. 2. Nobody ever lost weight on a home exercise device."

Bob looks upset as he continues to read, "3. Looks are more important to happiness than brains. 4. If people don't comment on you new hairdo, they hate it."

Dogbert says, "It's not healthy to read them all at once, Bob."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

BOB, HERE'S A COPY OF MY NEW NEWSLETTER FOR CLUELESS PEOPLE.

"DOGBERT'S CLUES FOR THE CLUELESS: 1. PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING 15 ALL FAKED.

2. NOBODY EVER LOST WEIGHT ON A HOME EXERCISE DEVICE.

3. LOOKS ARE MORE IMPORTANT TO HAPPINESS THAN BRAINS 4. IF PEOPLE DON'T COMMENT ON YOUR NEW HAIRDO, THEY HATE IT." IT'S NOT HEALTHY TO READ THEM ALL AT ONCE, BOB.

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Clueless People"

Summary:

The comic strip features Bob, who has received a newsletter for clueless people. The newsletter includes Dogbert's Clues for the Clueless, which are humorous and ironic. The clues are:

1. Professional wrestling is all faked.
2. Nobody ever lost weight on a home exercise device.
3. Looks are more important to happiness than brains.
4. If people don't comment on your new hairdo, they hate it.

Bob is disappointed that the newsletter is not healthy to read at once, but he is encouraged by Dogbert to read it anyway. The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of being clueless and the importance of being aware of one's surroundings.

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