Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 5th August 1992

Dilbert//1208, first published 34 years ago on Wednesday 5th August 1992

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dilbert tim promotion sacrificed health life soul worth office door low achiever day touch

Official transcript

Tim says to Dilbert, "I've sacrificed my health, my personal life and my soul to get promoted."

Tim continues, "Ha ha ha! But it was all worth it because I have an office with a DOOR and you still work in a cubicle!"

Tim continues, "Maybe I'll host a special 'Low-Achiever Day' to let you touch my door."

Dilbert imagines closing Tim in his door.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'VE SACRIFICED MY HEALTH, MY PERSONAL LIFE AND MY SOUL TO GET PROMOTED.

HA HA HA! BUT IT WAS ALL WORTH IT BECAUSE I HAVE AN OFFICE WITH A DOOR AND YOU STILL WORK IN A CUBICLE!

MAYBE I'LL HOST A SPECIAL "LOW-ACHIEVER DAY" TO LET YOU TOUCH MY OOPS DOOR.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Low-Achiever Day"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit and criticism of corporate culture. In this strip, Dilbert's boss, the Pointy-Haired Boss, announces that he has sacrificed his health, personal life, and soul to get promoted. However, Dilbert points out that his new office is actually just a cubicle with a door, which he jokingly refers to as a "low-achiever day" special.

Key Elements:

• Dilbert's sarcastic commentary on corporate culture and office politics
• The Pointy-Haired Boss's self-aggrandizing statement about his promotion
• The humorous twist on the idea of a "low-achiever day" special
• The use of wordplay and satire to poke fun at office life.

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