Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 6th August 1992

Dilbert//1209, first published 34 years ago on Thursday 6th August 1992

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dilbert dogbert farmer windham saint theresa can varnish worshipers farm miracle admission quipped peanut butter bug

Official transcript

Dogbert sits on the hassock watching television. The tv newscaster says, "A farmer in Windham claims that the face of Saint Theresa appeared in a can of varnish."

The reporter continues, "Worshipers are flocking to the farm to witness the miracle. 'I should charge for admission' quipped the farmer."

Dilbert sits at his desk. Dogbert enters holding a can of peanut butter and says, "Guess what I found in the peanut butter."

Dilbert thinks, "Please, let it be a bug."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

A FARMER IN WINDHAM CLAIMS THAT THE FACE OF SAINT THERESA APPEARED IN A CAN OF VARNISH.

WORSHIPERS ARE FLOCKING TO THE FARM TO WITNESS THE MIRACLE. "I SHOULD CHARGE FOR ADMISSION" QUIPPED THE FARMER.

GUESS WHAT I FOUND IN THE PEANUT BUTTER.

PLEASE, LET IT BE A BUG

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

The title of this comic strip is "The Face of Saint Theresa".

Summary: The comic strip follows the story of a farmer who claims to have found the face of Saint Theresa in a can of varnish. The farmer is initially skeptical, but eventually becomes convinced that the face is real. The farmer then takes the can to a church, where it is displayed as a miracle. However, the farmer is eventually exposed as a fraud, and the church officials are left embarrassed.

Key points:

• The farmer claims to have found the face of Saint Theresa in a can of varnish.
• The farmer takes the can to a church, where it is displayed as a miracle.
• The farmer is eventually exposed as a fraud, and the church officials are left embarrassed.

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