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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 7th August 1992

Dilbert//1210, first published 34 years ago on Friday 7th August 1992


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dogbert happy face peanut butter saint ted ratbert booked new york saint theresa


Official transcript

Dogbert and Ratbert stand outdoors. Dogbert shows Ratbert a can of peanut butter and says, "It's a miracle, Ratbert. The image of Saint Ted appeared in my jar of peanut butter!"

Ratbert asks, "Saint Ted? Who ever heard of Saint Ted? Couldn't you get Saint Theresa?"

Dogbert replies, "She was booked to a can of varnish in Upstate New York."

Ratbert says, "Saint Ted looks like a 'happy face.'"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

IT'S A MIRACLE, RATBERT.

THE IMAGE OF SAINT TED APPEARED IN MY JAR OF PEANUT BUTTER!

SAINT TED? WHO EVER HEARD OF SAINT TED?

COULDN'T YOU GET SAINT THERESA?

SHE WAS BOOKED TO A CAN OF VARNISH IN UPSTATE NEW YORK.

SAINT TED LOOKS LIKE A "HAPPY FACE."

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Saint Ted"

Summary:

The comic strip "Saint Ted" is a humorous take on the concept of sainthood, featuring a dog named Ratbert and his friend Saint Ted. The story begins with Ratbert discovering an image of Saint Ted in a jar of peanut butter, which he believes to be a miracle. Ratbert asks Saint Ted who heard of him, and Saint Ted responds that no one has, except for Theresa. Ratbert then asks Saint Ted to look like a "happy face," and Saint Ted complies.

The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of sainthood and the concept of miracles, using humor to comment on the absurdity of the situation. The use of a dog as the main character adds to the comedic effect, as it is an unexpected twist on the traditional depiction of saints. Overall, "Saint Ted" is a lighthearted and entertaining comic strip that uses humor to explore the idea of sainthood.

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