Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 26th August 1992

Dilbert//1229, first published 34 years ago on Wednesday 26th August 1992

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dilbert meeting agenda specific emotional statements work

Official transcript

Dilbert, Ted and a woman sit at a conference table. Ted says, "Thank you all for coming. There's no specific agenda for this meeting . . ."

Ted continues, "As usual, we'll just make unrelated emotional statements about things which bother us. I'll kick it off . . ."

Ted throws his head back and yells, "There's never time to get any work done around here!!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING. THERE'S NO SPECIFIC AGENDA FOR THIS MEETING...

AS USUAL, WE'LL JUST MAKE UNRELATED EMOTIONAL STATEMENTS ABOUT THINGS WHICH BOTHER US. I'LL KICK IT OFF...

THERE'S NEVER TIME TO GET ANY WORK DONE AROUND HERE!!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

The comic strip is titled "No Agenda Meeting" and features a meeting where the attendees are frustrated with the lack of a clear agenda. The meeting leader announces that they will be discussing "unrelated emotional statements" instead, which further frustrates the attendees. The comic strip humorously highlights the common experience of unproductive meetings.

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