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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 27th August 1992

Dilbert//1230, first published 34 years ago on Thursday 27th August 1992


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dilbert the boss ben newest fast-track manager real experience executive style hair silver


Official transcript

The Boss says to Dilbert, "Dilbert, I'd like you meet Ben, our newest fast-track manager."

Dilbert says, "Hi."

The Boss says, "Ben has no real experience but he's very tall, so we know he'll go far."

Ben adds, "I also have executive style hair."

The Boss says, "We think it will turn silver."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET BEN, OUR NEWEST FAST-TRACK MANAGER.

HI 8- x7 BEN HAS NO REAL EXPERIENCE BUT HE'S VERY TALL, SO WE KNOW HE'LL GO FAR.

I ALSO HAVE EXECUTIVE STYLE NAIR.

WE THINK IT WILL TURN SILVER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "The Height of Experience"

Summary:

  • Dilbert meets Ben, the new Fast-Track Manager.
  • Ben boasts about his lack of real experience but claims to be very tall.
  • He also has executive-style hair.
  • Dilbert is skeptical, thinking it will turn silver.

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