Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 26th September 1992

Dilbert//1260, first published 34 years ago on Saturday 26th September 1992

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dogbert photo proof completed hit-man contract dilbert sitting lifeless stuffed chair looks watching technically kill prove life

Official transcript

Dogbert hands a photograph to a man behind a desk and says, "Here is photo proof that I completed my hit-man contract on Dilbert."

The man replies, "Excellent."

Dogbert says, "Here he is, sitting lifeless in his stuffed chair."

The man looks at the picture and says, "It looks like he's just watching television."

Dogbert says, "Technically, my contract doesn't say I must kill him. It says I must 'prove he has no life.'"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HERE IS PHOTO PROOF THAT I COMPLETED MY HIT-MAN CONTRACT ON DILBERT.

EXCELLENT.

HERE HE IS, SITTING LIFELESS IN HIS STUFFED CHAIR.

9-20 IT LOOKS TECHNICALLY, MY LIKE HE'S CONTRACT DOESN'T JUST SAY I MUST KILL WATCHING HIM. IT SAYS I TELEVISION. MUST "PROVE HE HAS NO LIFE"

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Lifeless in His Stuffed Chair"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a popular character in the 'Dilbert' series.
• In this strip, Dilbert is depicted as a lifeless, stuffed chair, sitting in his boss's office.
• The boss is shown to be impressed by Dilbert's "lifeless" appearance, claiming that he must be "proving he has no life."
• The strip pokes fun at the idea of corporate culture and the monotony of office work, highlighting the absurdity of a boss's expectations and the dehumanizing effects of bureaucracy.

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