Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 27th September 1992

Dilbert//1261, first published 34 years ago on Sunday 27th September 1992

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dogbert detective research potential romantic partner considering dating worried bill ego emotional depth conversations cheating body mind normal bad news

Official transcript

Dogbert sits at a desk under a sign that says, "Detective research on your potential romantic partner."

A woman says, "I'm considering dating a man, but I'm worried."

Dogbert asks, "What's his name?"

The woman answers, "Bill . . . His name is Bill."

Dogbert says, "Ahh . . . Bill . . . Yes, I know all about Bill."

Dogbert continues, "Bill has a huge ego. All he thinks about is himself."

Dogbert continues, "He has no emotional depth and he thinks of your conversations as mere chatter. He wants your body, not your mind."

Dogbert continues, "Several times a day, Bill imagines himself with different women."

The woman looks upset. The customer says, "Darn. This time I thought I'd found a normal guy."

Dogbert says, "I have some really bad news for you."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DETECTIVE RESEARCH ON YOUR POTENTIAL ROMANTIC PARTNER I'M CONSIDERING DATING A MAN, BUT I'M WORRIED WHAT'S HIS NAME ?

BILL... HIS NAME 15 BILL.

AHH... BILL ... YES, I KNOW ALL ABOUT BILL.

BILL HAS A HUGE EGO. ALL HE THINKS ABOUT IS HIMSELF.

HE HAS NO EMOTIONAL DEPTH AND HE THINKS OF YOUR CONVERSATIONS AS MERE CHATTER. HE WANTS YOUR BODY, NOT YOUR MIND.

SEVERAL TIMES A DAY, BILL IMAGINES HIMSELF WITH DIFFERENT WOMEN DARN. THIS TIME I THOUGHT I'D FOUND A NORMAL GUY.

I HAVE SOME REALLY BAD NEWS FOR YOU.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Bill's Identity Crisis"

Summary:

• The comic strip revolves around a woman's search for a romantic partner, with the detective she consults being Dilbert, the main character of the comic strip.
• The woman is seeking a man named Bill, but the detective's conversation with her reveals that she knows nothing about him.
• The detective's responses highlight the woman's lack of knowledge about Bill, including his name, physical appearance, and personality.
• The comic strip uses humor to poke fun at the idea of people's perceptions of others and the challenges of finding a suitable partner.

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