Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 22nd October 1992

Dilbert//1286, first published 34 years ago on Thursday 22nd October 1992

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dogbert doctor patients turbocharged x-ray machine waiting room eyes diagnoses arrive mail stroke genius schedule hypochondriacs

Official transcript

Dogbert, who is holding a stethoscope, says to a room full of people, "Attention, all patients!"

Dogbert continues, "I have turbocharged the x-ray machine and aimed it at the waiting room. Everybody close your eyes for five minutes then leave. Your diagnoses will arrive by mail."

Dogbert walks away saying, "It was a stroke of genius to schedule all of the hypochondriacs for the same day."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ATTENTION, ALL PATIENTS!

I HAVE TURBOCHARGED THE X-RAY MACHINE AND AIMED IT AT THE WAITING ROOM. EVERYBODY CLOSE YOUR EYES FOR FIVE MINUTES THEN LEAVE.

YOUR DIAGNOSES WILL ARRIVE BY MAIL.

IT WAS A STROKE OF GENIUS TO SCHEDULE ALL OF THE HYPOCHONDRIACS FOR THE SAME HOUR.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Genius at Work"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 1992, showcases Dilbert's misadventures in the workplace. In this particular strip, Dilbert is tasked with scheduling all hypochondriacs for the same hour, using the X-ray machine to turbocharge their diagnoses. The strip humorously highlights Dilbert's creative approach to solving problems, despite the chaos it may cause.

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