Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 23rd October 1992

Dilbert//1287, first published 34 years ago on Friday 23rd October 1992

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dogbert dating service deep down fantasy woman modelled brochure francis kris

Official transcript

Dogbert sits at a desk under a sign that says, "Dogbert's Dating Service."

A man says, "I'd like to sign up."

The customer continues, "Although deep down I know that all of the people in your service are men, I cling to the fantasy of meeting the woman who modeled for your brochure."

Dogbert says, "She's taken, but I can match you with somebody named 'Francis' or 'Kris.'"

The man replies, "There's hope!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT'S DATING SERVICE I'D LIKE TO SIGN UP.

ALTHOUGH DEEP DOWN I KNOW THAT ALL OF THE PEOPLE IN YOUR SERVICE ARE MEN, I CLING TO THE FANTASY OF MEETING THE WOMAN WHO MODELED FOR YOUR BROCHURE.

SHE'S TAKEN, BUT I CAN MATCH YOU WITH SOMEBODY NAMED "FRANCIS." OR "KRIS." THERE'S !

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Dating Service"

Summary:

The comic strip follows the misadventures of Dogbert, a cynical and sarcastic character, as he attempts to start a dating service. The service is marketed as a way for people to find their perfect match, but Dogbert's approach is unorthodox and humorous.

Key Scenes:

• Dogbert sets up a sign-in sheet for potential clients, but is met with skepticism and confusion.
• A man signs up, but is disappointed to learn that Dogbert's idea of a perfect match is someone who models for a brochure.
• The man is taken aback by Dogbert's response, which includes the names "Francis" and "Kris" as potential matches.
• The man is left feeling confused and frustrated, while Dogbert remains unapologetic and sarcastic throughout the exchange.

Overall:

The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of dating services and the challenges of finding love. Dogbert's deadpan delivery and absurd suggestions add to the humor, making this a relatable and entertaining read for anyone who has ever struggled with dating.

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