Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 24th October 1992
Dilbert//1288, first published 34 years ago on Saturday 24th October 1992
Tags
dogbert dilbert date-a-base women nice guy quotes donahue sincere expand primates
Official transcript
Dogbert stands on a chair using a computer while Dilbert watches. Dogbert says, "I'll search my Date-a-Base for women who want a nice guy and don't care about looks."
Dogbert says, "All I'm getting are some quotes from guests on 'Donahue,' but they don't seem sincere."
Dogbert continues, "Maybe if I expand the search to include all primates . . ."
Dilbert asks, "Why did you add 'don't care about looks?'"
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
I'LL SEARCH MY DATE-A- BASE FOR WOMEN WHO WANT A NICE GUY AND DON'T CARE ABOUT LOOKS.
ALL I'M GETTING ARE SOME QUOTES FROM GUESTS ON "DONAHUE," BUT THEY DON'T SEEM SINCERE.
10-44 MAYBE IF I EXPAND THE SEARCH TO INCLUDE ALL PRIMATES...
WHY DID YOU ADD "DONTCARE ABOUT LOOKS"?
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AI Analysis
Comic Strip Title: "Don't Care About Looks"
Summary:
The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled office worker, searching for a date on a computer database. He specifies that he doesn't care about looks, but rather wants someone who is nice. The search yields quotes from guests on "Donahue," which Dilbert finds unconvincing. He then expands his search criteria to include all primates, revealing his true priorities.
Key Elements:
- Dilbert's humorous approach to dating
- The use of a computer database to search for a partner
- The inclusion of quotes from "Donahue" guests as a criteria
- The unexpected twist of expanding the search to include all primates
- The underlying theme of prioritizing personality over physical appearance.
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