Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 26th October 1992

Dilbert//1290, first published 34 years ago on Monday 26th October 1992

Tags

dogbert the boss management expert decide demanding

Official transcript

Dogbert sits across from the Boss's desk. The Boss says, "So, you're a time management expert huh? Might be useful . . . I'll let you know . . ."

Dogbert screams, "Decide now! Do it! Do it, do it! Now now now now!"

The Boss says, "You're good . . . When can you start?"

Dogbert replies, "I'll get back to you."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

SO, YOU'RE A TIME MANAGEMENT EXPERT HUH? MIGHT BE USEFUL... I'LL LET YOU KNOW...

DECIDE NOW! DO IT!

DO IT, DO IT! NOW NOW NOW NOW!

YOU'RE GOOD... WHEN CAN YOU START?

I'LL GET BACK TO YOU.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Time Management Expert"

Summary:

• The comic strip features a conversation between Dilbert and a time management expert.
• Dilbert is seeking advice on how to manage his time more effectively.
• The time management expert provides a simplistic solution: "Decide now, do it, do it, now, now, now, now, now!"
• Dilbert is skeptical of the advice and asks when he can start.
• The time management expert responds, "I'll get back to you."
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea that time management is a complex issue that can be solved with a simple solution.

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