Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 27th October 1992

Dilbert//1291, first published 34 years ago on Tuesday 27th October 1992

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dogbert management series hour late lecture across town complete jobs cattle rub moo

Official transcript

Dogbert stands on a stage holding a microphone. He addresses the audience, "Welcome to the 'Dogbert Time Management Lecture Series.'"

Dogbert continues, "Sorry I'm an hour late, but I was giving another lecture across town . . . In effect, I'll complete two jobs while you sit in the dark like stunned cattle."

Dogbert looks down at the audience and says, "I don't mean to rub it in, but mooo . . . "

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WELCOME TO THE "DOGBERT TIME MANAGEMENT LECTURE SERIES." SORRY I'M AN HOUR LATE, BUT I WAS GIVING ANOTHER LECTURE ACROSS TOWN... IN EFFECT, I'LL COMPLETE TWO JOBS WHILE YOU SIT IN THE DARK LIKE STUNNED CATTLE.

I DON'T MEAN TO RUB IT IN, BUT MOOOO ...

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collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

The comic strip is titled "Dogbert Time Management Lecture Series" and features Dogbert, a white dog with a black nose and ears, standing on a table in front of an audience. The strip consists of three panels.

Panel 1: Introduction

• Dogbert introduces himself as the lecturer for the "Dogbert Time Management Lecture Series".
• He welcomes the audience to the lecture series.

Panel 2: Lecture

• Dogbert begins his lecture, stating that he was giving another lecture across town but was running an hour late.
• He claims that he will complete two jobs while sitting in the dark like stunned cattle.

Panel 3: Conclusion

• Dogbert starts rubbing his ears, saying "moooo" and implying that he is a cow.

The comic strip is a humorous take on the concept of time management and the idea of being productive while sitting in the dark. It pokes fun at the notion that one can be productive while doing nothing, and the absurdity of Dogbert's claim that he will complete two jobs while sitting in the dark like a stunned cow.

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