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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 28th October 1992

Dilbert//1292, first published 34 years ago on Wednesday 28th October 1992


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dogbert natural mental peaks knowledge improve performance hourly temperature readings identify avoid


Official transcript

Dogbert sits in a chair across from a man. Dogbert says, "Every person has natural daily rhythms of mental peaks and troughs. We can use this knowledge to improve your performance."

Dogbert hands the man a thermometer and continues, "We use hourly body temperature readings to identify and avoid the troughs."

As the man leans back in his chair and waves his arms, Dogbert writes, "One o'clock. We have encountered a severe trough. I fear it could be the dreaded 'El Nino' trough."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

EVERY PERSON HAS NATURAL DAILY RHYTHMS OF MENTAL PEAKS AND TROUGHS.

WE CAN USE THIS KNOWLEDGE TO IMPROVE YOUR PERFORMANCE.

WE USE HOURLY BODY TEMPERATURE READINGS TO IDENTIFY AND AVOID THE TROUGHS.

one clock. We have encountered a severe trough, I fear it could be the dreaded "El Nio" trough.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "The Trough"

Summary:

  • A man visits a therapist to discuss his fear of the "El Niño Trough".
  • The therapist explains that everyone has natural daily rhythms of mental peaks and troughs.
  • The therapist uses hourly body temperature readings to identify and avoid the troughs.
  • The man is relieved to learn that he can avoid the dreaded "El Niño Trough" using this technique.

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