Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 12th November 1992

Dilbert//1307, first published 34 years ago on Thursday 12th November 1992

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dilbert dogbert office decide kill floyd budget manager lover killer

Official transcript

Dilbert and Dogbert sit on the hassock. Dilbert says, "The guys in the office decided that somebody must kill Floyd the budget manager because he's so mean to us."

Dilbert continues, "They want ME To kill him. But I can't do it. I'm a LOVER, not a killer."

Dogbert replies, "Technically, you're neither."

Dilbert asks, "Is that MY fault?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE GUYS IN THE OFFICE DECIDED THAT SOMEBODY MUST KILL FLOYD THE BUDGET MANAGER BECAUSE HE'S SO MEAN TO US.

THEY WANT ME TO KILL HIM. BUT I CANT DO IT.

IT. I'M A LOVER, NOT A KILLER.

TECHNICALLY, YOU'RE NEITHER.

IS THAT MY FAULT?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Lover, Not a Killer"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a man's declaration of love for the budget manager, Floyd. Despite Floyd's rejection, the man is determined to prove his devotion. The strip humorously explores the man's persistence and Floyd's reluctance, ultimately leading to a misunderstanding that adds to the comedic effect.

Key Elements:

• A man's unrequited love for the budget manager, Floyd
• The man's determination to prove his devotion despite rejection
• A misunderstanding that adds to the comedic effect
• A humorous exploration of the complexities of human relationships

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