Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 13th November 1992

Dilbert//1308, first published 34 years ago on Friday 13th November 1992

Tags

dilbert floyd co-wokers fed attitude kill dres quarterly accomplishment report

Official transcript

Dilbert stands in front of Floyd's desk and says, "I've got to tell you, Floyd, that your co-workers are so fed up with your attitude that they asked me to . . . Uh . . . Kill you."

Floyd screams, "What??!"

Dilbert says, "Heh-heh . . . Of course there's no way I'd actually . . ."

Floyd grabs his throat and says, "Erk! Mmph . . ."

Floyd falls off his chair. Dilbert thinks, "I'm really going to have to dress this up on my quarterly accomplishment report."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'VE GOT TO TELL YOU, FLOYD, THAT YOUR CO WORKERS ARE SO FED UP WITH YOUR ATTITUDE THAT THEY ASKED ME TO ... UH...

KILL TOU.

WHAT??!

HEH-HEM... OF COURSE THERE'S NO WAY I'D ACTUALLY...

ERK!

MMPH...

I'M REALLY GOING TO HAVE TO DRESS THIS UP ON MY QUARTERLY ACCOMPLISHMENT REPORT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Dress to Impress"

Summary:

This comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive appearance, standing in front of his coworkers. He is holding a clarinet and wearing a white shirt with a red tie. The conversation begins when one of his coworkers asks him to kill him, prompting Dilbert to inquire about the reason behind this request. The coworker reveals that their co-workers are fed up with their attitude, which has led to them being asked to kill him. Dilbert responds by saying that he's going to have to dress up on his quarterly accomplishment report, implying that he needs to present himself in a more professional manner to impress his coworkers and avoid being killed.

Key Elements:

• Dilbert's distinctive appearance
• The coworker's request to be killed
• Dilbert's response to dress up for his quarterly accomplishment report
• The implication that he needs to present himself in a more professional manner to avoid being killed

Overall:

This comic strip humorously highlights the challenges of working in a corporate environment and the importance of presenting oneself in a professional manner. It also showcases Dilbert's quirky personality and his ability to find humor in difficult situations.

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