Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 11th March 1993

Dilbert//1426, first published 33 years ago on Thursday 11th March 1993

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dilbert dogbert business professional insulter pick-up day charge

Official transcript

Dilbert sits in his chair reading the newspaper and Dogbert stands on the hassock. Dogbert says, "I'm going to start a business as a professional insulter."

Dogbert continues, "For example, I would say to you, you're so ugly that you have to wear a disguise on garbage pick-up day."

Dilbert replies, "That was uncalled for."

Dogbert says, "Well, then no charge."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M GOING TO START A BUSINESS AS A PROFESSIONAL INSULTER.

FOR EXAMPLE, I WOULD SAY TO YOU, YOU'RE SO UGLY YOU HAVE TO WEAR A DISGUISE ON GARBAGE PICKUP DAY.

THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR .

WELL, THEN NO CHARGE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "A Disguise on Garbage Pick-up Day"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a white dog, sitting in a chair and addressing an interviewer. The conversation unfolds as follows:

• Dilbert announces his intention to start a business as a professional insulter.
• The interviewer inquires about the specifics of the business, to which Dilbert responds with a derogatory comment about the interviewer's appearance on garbage pick-up day.
• The interviewer expresses surprise at Dilbert's response, stating that it was uncalled for.

Key Takeaways:

• The comic strip humorously explores the concept of starting a business as a professional insulter.
• The conversation highlights the potential consequences of making derogatory comments, even in a humorous context.
• The strip showcases Dilbert's sarcastic and irreverent personality.

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