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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 12th March 1993

Dilbert//1427, first published 33 years ago on Friday 12th March 1993


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dilbert dogbert insult-o-gram ex-wife weather satellites photograph cloudy people recognize tipping situation


Official transcript

A man answers his door and asks, "Yes?"

Dogbert says, "I have a Dogbert Insult-O-Gram from your ex-wife . . ."

Dogbert says, "You're so ugly, weather satellites won't photograph your town unless it's cloudy."

Dogbert says, "The smarter people recognize this as a tipping situation."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

YES?

I HAVE A DOGBERT INSULT-O- GRAM FROM YOUR EX-WIFE...

YOU'RE SO UGLY, WEATHER SATELLITES WON'T PHOTOGRAPH YOUR TOWN UNLESS IT'S CLOUDY.

THE SMARTER PEOPLE RECOGNIZE THIS AS A TIPPING SITUA TION.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Weather Satellite Insult"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between a man and a small, white creature resembling a dog. The creature insults the man, stating that he has a "dogbert insult-o-gram" from his ex-wife. The man responds by saying that the creature is ugly and that weather satellites won't photograph his town unless it's cloudy. The creature then reveals that smarter people recognize this as a tipping situation, implying that the man is being taken advantage of.

Key Points:

  • The comic strip features a humorous exchange between a man and a small, white creature.
  • The creature insults the man, leading to a witty response from the man.
  • The conversation highlights the idea that some people may take advantage of others in certain situations.
  • The comic strip is a lighthearted and humorous take on the concept of tipping and the importance of being aware of one's surroundings.

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