Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 7th April 1993

Dilbert//1453, first published 33 years ago on Wednesday 7th April 1993

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ratbert dogbert dysfunctional family member rat rob convenience store

Official transcript

Dilbert sits in his chair reading the newspaper and Dogbert sits on Dilbert's legs reading a book. Ratbert, who is sitting on the hassock, says, "I was wondering if we're a dysfunctional family."

Dilbert replies, "You're not a family member. You're a rat who won't go away."

Ratbert says, "Suddenly I have the urge to rob a convenience store."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I WAS WONDERING IF WERE A DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILY.

NEWS YOU'RE NOT A FAMILY MEMBER. YOU'REA RAT WHO WON'T GO AWAY.

NEWS

SUDDENLY I HAVE THE URGE TO ROB A CONVENIENCE STORE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Rat Family"

Summary:

• The comic strip revolves around a man who is concerned about his family's dysfunctionality.
• He inquires if they are a dysfunctional family, and a dog responds that they are not a family member but a rat who won't go away.
• The man then reveals that he has been robbed by a convenience store, and the dog admits to being the perpetrator.

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