Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 8th April 1993

Dilbert//1454, first published 33 years ago on Thursday 8th April 1993

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dilbert dogbert suport heinous crime certified public accountant scaring numbers

Official transcript

Dilbert sits on the couch reading a book and Ratbert sits on the armrest. Ratbert says, "If I don't get some love and support around here, I might turn to a life of heinous crime . . ."

Ratbert continues, "Or worse, I could become a certified public accountant . . ."

Dilbert says, "Stop it. You're scaring me . . ."

Ratbert says, "I'm good with numbers."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IF I DON'T GET SOME LOVE AND SUPPORT AROUND HERE, I MIGHT TURN TO A LIFE OF HEINOUS CRIME...

OR WORSE, I COULD BECOME A CERTIFIED PUBLIC ACCOUNTANT...

STOP IT.

YOU'RE SCARING ME...

I'M GOOD WITH NUMBERS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "A Life of Heinous Crime"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a dog as his companion.
• Dilbert expresses his desire to leave his mundane life and pursue a career in accounting.
• He is deterred by the thought of being surrounded by numbers, which he finds scary.
• The dog reassures him that he is good with numbers, suggesting that he may have a future in accounting despite his initial reservations.

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