Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 12th April 1993

Dilbert//1458, first published 33 years ago on Monday 12th April 1993

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dilbert wally baldness testosterone hair gone flinging pores problem ted

Official transcript

Wally says to Dilbert and Ted, "Don't get too close - I found out that my baldness is caused by too much testosterone."

Wally continues, "Now with my hair gone I'm afraid the testosterone will start flinging out of my pores."

Drops of testosterone fly out of Wally's head. Ted says, "Hey! You got some on my shirt!"

Wally raises his fists and says, "Do you have a problem with that?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DON'T GET TOO CLOSE -- I FOUND OUT THAT MY BALDNESS IS CAUSED BY TOO MUCH TESTOSTERONE.

NOW WITH MY HAIR GONE I'M AFRAID THE TESTOSTERONE WILL START FLINGING OUT OF MY PORES.

HEY! YOU GOT SOME ON MY SHIRT!

DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Too Much Testosterone"

Summary:

• The comic strip revolves around a man's concern about his baldness, which he attributes to excessive testosterone.
• He consults a colleague, who suggests that the real issue may be his tight-fitting shirt, causing him to sweat and potentially exacerbate his baldness.
• The man is skeptical at first but eventually agrees to try the colleague's advice.
• The strip pokes fun at the idea that men often attribute their physical characteristics to hormonal imbalances, rather than considering more practical explanations.

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