Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 13th April 1993
Dilbert//1459, first published 33 years ago on Tuesday 13th April 1993
Tags
wally alice testosterone women fuzzy strangely attractive helpless
Official transcript
Drops of liquid fly from Wally's head. Wally thinks, "Being bald isn't so bad. With all this testosterone, men will fear me and women will desire me."
Wally approaches a man and woman and says to the man, "Take a hike, fuzzy. She's mine now."
The woman says, "I do find you strangely attractive."
Wally points to the drops on his head and says, "Testosterone, you're helpless."
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
BEING BALD ISN'T SO BAD. WITH ALL THIS TESTOSTERONE, MEN WILL FEAR ME AND WOMEN WILL DESIRE ME.
TAKE A HIKE, FUZZY.
SHE'S MINE NOW.
I DO FIND YOU STRANGELY ATTRACTIVE.
TESTOSTERONE; YOU'RE HELPLESS
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AI Analysis
The comic strip is titled "Testosterone One; You're Helpless" and features a conversation between a man and a woman about his baldness.
Scene Overview
- The man is bald and has a speech bubble saying, "Being bald isn't so bad. With all this testosterone, men will fear me and women will desire me."
- The woman responds with, "Take a hike, fuzzy. She's mine now."
- The man then says, "I do find you strangely attractive. Testosterone-one; you're helpless."
Humor and Commentary
- The comic strip pokes fun at the common stereotype that men with high levels of testosterone are more attractive to women.
- The punchline relies on wordplay, with "testosterone-one" sounding like "testosterone one," implying that the man is so attractive that he's the only one who matters.
- The humor is lighthearted and playful, making it a relatable and amusing comic strip for many readers.
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