Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 18th May 1993

Dilbert//1494, first published 33 years ago on Tuesday 18th May 1993

Tags

dilbert blind date intimidated two-headed conjoined twins telepathic naughty mind reading

Official transcript

Dilbert sits at a table in a restaurant with a two-headed woman. The woman says, "Our last blind date was intimidated just because we're two-headed and telepathic."

Dilbert thinks, "Must clear my mind. Don't think of anything naughty."

Dilbert thinks, "Oops."

The woman spills her drink.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR LAST BLIND DATE WAS INTIMIDATED JUST BECAUSE WE'RE TWO-HEADED AND TELEPATHIC.

MUST CLEAR MY MIND.

DON'T THINK OF ANYTHING NAUGHTY OOPS

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Blind Date"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert on a blind date, where he is initially intimidated by his date's telepathic abilities. However, after a few drinks, he becomes more relaxed and reveals his true thoughts, which are not flattering. The strip humorously portrays the challenges of navigating social interactions and the importance of being mindful of one's words and actions.

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