Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 19th May 1993

Dilbert//1495, first published 33 years ago on Wednesday 19th May 1993

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Official transcript

Dilbert sits at a table in a restaurant with a two-headed woman. Dilbert says, "Believe it or not, this is the first time I've ever dated a two-headed telepath."

The women look frightened. Dilbert says, "You might pick up a strange thought or two, but believe me, these are normal thoughts for a guy . . ."

Dilbert says, "Well, maybe not that last one . . ."

The woman grabs the tablecloth and looks shocked.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

BELIEVE IT OR NOT, THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE EVER DATED A TWO- HEADED TELEPATH.

YOU MIGHT PICK UP A STRANGE THOUGHT OR TWO, BUT BELIEVE ME, THESE ARE NORMAL THOUGHTS FOR A GUY...

WELL, MAYBE NOT THAT LAST ONE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Telepathic Date"

Summary:

The comic strip follows Dilbert's misadventures on a date with a woman who claims to possess telepathic abilities. Initially skeptical, Dilbert is surprised when the woman correctly identifies his thoughts, leading him to believe she may indeed have genuine telepathic powers. However, as the date progresses, Dilbert's thoughts become increasingly absurd and negative, ultimately leading to a comedic conclusion where he questions whether he has truly found someone special or if his skepticism has been misplaced.

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