Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 20th July 1993

Dilbert//1557, first published 33 years ago on Tuesday 20th July 1993

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rags dogbert corporate clients

Official transcript

Dogbert says to a group of rags, "I'll be representing you corporate employees in a class action suit. Your company has sucked the life force out of you and turned you into little rags."

Dogbert continues, "My fee will be on a contingency basis. That means I get the entire settlement plus I'll use you to wax my BMW."

One rag replies, "Sounds fair."

Another thinks, "Don't make waves."

Dogbert thinks, "I've found the perfect clients."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'LL BE REPRESENTING YOU CORPORATE EMPLOYEES IN A CLASS ACTION SUIT.

YOUR COMPANY HAS SUCKED THE LIFE FORCE OUT OF YOU AND TURNED YOU INTO LITTLE RAGS.

MY FEE WILL BE ON A CONTINGENCY BASIS.

THAT MEANS I GET THE ENTIRE SETTLEMENT PLUS I'LL USE YOU TO WAX MY BMW.

I'VE FOUND THE PERFECT CLIENTS.

SOUNDS FAIR.

DON'T MAKE WAVES

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Waxing the BMW"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled office worker, in a humorous exchange with his boss. The boss asks Dilbert to represent him in a class-action lawsuit against corporate employees, promising a fee on a contingency basis. The catch? The boss wants Dilbert to use the entire settlement to wax his BMW. Dilbert's response is a mix of skepticism and sarcasm, as he questions the validity of the lawsuit and the boss's motives. The comic strip pokes fun at the absurdity of corporate culture and the sometimes questionable actions of those in power.

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