Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 21st July 1993

Dilbert//1558, first published 33 years ago on Wednesday 21st July 1993

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the boss dogbert law firm accounting

Official transcript

Dogbert stands on a chair across from the Boss's desk. Dogbert says, "I'm from the law firm of Dogbert, Dogbert and Dogbert. I'm suing you for draining the life force out of your employees."

Dogbert holds a rag and says, "After being drained of life, employees are forced to leave the company. The lucky ones get jobs as rags for a car wash, like Joey Pishkin here."

The Boss blows his nose on a rag. Dogbert says to the rag he's holding, "What Joey? That's Marge from accounting???"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M FROM THE LAW FIRM OF DOGBERT, DOGBERT AND DOGBERT. I'M SUING YOU FOR DRAINING THE LIFE FORCE OUT OF YOUR EMPLOYEES.

AFTER BEING DRAINED OF LIFE, EMPLOYEES ARE FORCED TO LEAVE THE COMPANY. THE LUCKY ONES GET JOBS AS RAGS FOR A CAR WASH, LIKE JOEY PISHKIN HERE.

HONK HONK

WHAT JOEY?

THAT'S MARGE FROM ACCOUNTING ???

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Accounting's Lucky Break"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between Dogbert, a law firm's lawyer, and Joey Pishkin, a new employee. Dogbert sues the company for draining the life force out of its employees, forcing them to leave. Joey, excited about his new job as a car wash attendant, is unaware of the situation. The strip humorously highlights the absurdity of corporate culture and the desperation of employees seeking employment.

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