Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 23rd July 1993

Dilbert//1560, first published 33 years ago on Friday 23rd July 1993

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trial judge lawyer dogbert

Official transcript

Dogbert stands in front of the judge's bench in a courtroom. Dogbert says, "For my first witness, I call the defendant's attorney."

Dogbert asks the lawyer, "Is it true that you're wearing women's lingerie right now?"

The lawyer looks surprised and says, "No!"

The judge asks, "Is this relevant to your case?"

Dogbert replies, "I wonder why YOU're so touchy about this subject."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

FOR MY FIRST WITNESS, I CALL THE DEFENDANT'S ATTORNEY.

IS IT TRUE THAT YOU'RE WEARING WOMEN'S LINGERIE RIGHT NOW?

NO!

IS THIS RELEVANT TO YOUR CASE?

I WONDER WHY YOU'RE 50 TOUCHY ABOUT THIS SUBJECT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "A Touchy Subject"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit and dry humor.
• In this strip, Dilbert is called as a witness in a court case.
• The judge asks him if he is wearing women's lingerie, which leads to a humorous exchange between Dilbert and the judge.
• The judge becomes defensive when Dilbert points out that the question is irrelevant to the case.
• The strip pokes fun at the absurdity of courtroom proceedings and the sometimes ridiculous questions asked by judges.

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