Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 22nd July 1993

Dilbert//1559, first published 33 years ago on Thursday 22nd July 1993

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lawyer dogbert lawsuit

Official transcript

Dogbert sits at a table with a lawyer. The lawyer says to Dogbert, "If you do not drop your class action suit, then you'll have to face ME in court."

The lawyer continues, "And I've never lost a case."

Dogbert says, "Then how do you know you wouldn't enjoy it."

The man replies, "Well . . . I just wouldn't."

Dogbert says, "Good argument."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IF YOU DO NOT DROP YOUR CLASS ACTION SUIT, THEN YOU'LL HAVE TO FACE ME IN COURT.

AND I'VE NEVER LOST A CASE.

THEN HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU WOULDN'T ENJOY IT.

WELL...

I JUST WOULDN'T.

GOOD ARGUMENT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Case of the Missing Class Action Suit"

Summary:

• The comic strip features a lawyer who has lost his case action suit.
• He is confident that he will not face him in court, as he has never lost a case before.
• However, he is surprised to see the class action suit sitting across from him, implying that he has indeed lost the case.
• The lawyer's response is a humorous and lighthearted way to poke fun at the idea of lawyers being confident in their abilities, even when they have lost a case.

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