Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 26th July 1993

Dilbert//1563, first published 33 years ago on Monday 26th July 1993

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big business trial jury verdict judge dogbert

Official transcript

The foreman of the jury reads a document and says, "The jury has reached a decision in the case of 'Dogbert vs. A Big Corporation.'"

The man continues, "We award Dogbert fifty million dollars because we hate big companies and we like little dogs with glasses."

The man continues, "And we award a Maytag dryer to juror Mindy for being 'Best Dressed.'"

The judge covers his eyes and thinks, "I hate my life."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE JURY HAS REACHED A DECISION IN THE CASE OF "DOGBERT VS.

A BIG CORPORATION." WE AWARD DOGBERT FIFTY MILLION DOLLARS BECAUSE WE HATE BIG COMPANIES AND WE LIKE LITTLE DOGS WITH GLASSES.

I HATE MY LIFE: AND WE AWARD A MAYTAG DRYER TO JUROR MINDY FOR BEING "BEST DRESSED."

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Dogbert vs. A Big Corporation"

Summary:

The comic strip features a humorous exchange between Dogbert, a character known for his mischievous nature, and a jury in a court case. The scene unfolds as follows:

• The Jury's Verdict: The jury has reached a decision in the case of "Dogbert vs. A Big Corporation."
• Dogbert's Award: Dogbert is awarded $50 million because he hates big companies and likes little dogs with glasses.
• Dogbert's Reaction: Dogbert expresses his disdain for the award, stating, "I hate my life."
• The Maytag Dryer Award: The jury awards a Maytag dryer to Juror Mindy for being "best dressed."

Key Takeaways:

• The comic strip satirizes the legal system and the arbitrary nature of jury awards.
• Dogbert's character adds a layer of absurdity to the situation, highlighting the ridiculousness of the outcome.
• The Maytag dryer award to Juror Mindy serves as a humorous commentary on the superficiality of societal expectations.

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