Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 5th August 1993

Dilbert//1573, first published 33 years ago on Thursday 5th August 1993

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dilbert ratbert computer natural disasters

Official transcript

Dilbert sits at his desk. Ratbert says, "You know, as a rat I'm far more likely to survive a major environmental calamity."

Ratbert continues, "And there's no shortage of potential disasters - you've got global warming, ozone depletion, air pollution . . ."

Ratbert asks, "Can I try on one of your shirts?"

Dilbert looks angry.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU KNOW, AS A RAT I'M FAR MORE LIKELY TO SURVIVE A MAJOR ENVIRONMENTAL CALAMITY.

AND THERE'S NO SHORTAGE OF POTENTIAL DISASTERS - YOU'VE GOT GLOBAL WARMING, OZONE DEPLETION, AIR POLLUTION...

CAN I TRY ON ONE OF YOUR SHIRTS?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Rat's Advice"

Summary:

• The comic strip features a rat providing advice to a human on how to survive environmental disasters.
• The rat's expertise is based on its ability to survive in a major environmental calamity.
• The human is skeptical but asks for the rat's opinion on a specific shirt.
• The rat's response is humorous, as it is more interested in the shirt than in providing advice.

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