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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 6th August 1993

Dilbert//1574, first published 33 years ago on Friday 6th August 1993


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Official transcript

Dilbert sits at his desk. Ratbert says, "I'd miss you if the human race died from pollution but rats lived on."

Ratbert continues, "So I'm dedicating my life to learning the science of preserving humankind."

Dilbert asks, "Conservation?"

Ratbert replies, "Pickling."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I'D MISS YOU IF THE HUMAN RACE DIED FROM POLLUTION BUT RATS LIVED ON.

SO I'M DEDICATING MY LIFE TO LEARNING THE SCIENCE OF PRESERVING HUMANKIND.

CONSERVATION?

PICKLING

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Conservation"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man, sitting at his desk.
  • A rat approaches him, saying, "I'd miss you if the human race died from pollution but rats lived on."
  • Dilbert responds, "So I'm dedicating my life to learning the science of preserving humankind."
  • The rat asks, "Conservation?"
  • Dilbert replies, "Pickling."

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